My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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