Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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