I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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