I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
