I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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