i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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