it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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