would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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