friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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