So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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