You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
