Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
That's how pantless uber rides happen
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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