My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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