i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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