She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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