I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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