the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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