I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
