There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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