so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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