dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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