How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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