Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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