Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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