i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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