You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
