as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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