on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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