Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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