i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
COCAINE IS GR8
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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