Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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