i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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