my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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