Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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