i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Fuck appropriateness.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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