you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
there's paper in my vomit.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
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