He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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