Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I just blew my weed a kiss
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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