Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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