once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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