The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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