Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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