So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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