How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
he quoted the bible to break up with me
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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