we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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