ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
smell my finger.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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