I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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