i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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