Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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