I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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