I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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